Ficta Books that were never written

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Fictional Reference Works

Encyclopaedias, bestiaries, atlases and manuals for worlds that need them.

15 volumes

The Ankh-Morpork Times Extensive excerpts
William de Worde, editor — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

The Discworld's first newspaper, founded by a young man who wanted to write things down accurately and did not anticipate what that would cost.

The Book of Going Forth Around Elevenish Mention only
The priesthood of Djelibeybi — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

Djelibeybi's guide to the afterlife, being a parody of the Egyptian Book of Going Forth by Day, adjusted for a civilisation with a relaxed attitude to punctuality.

The Book of the Wonders of Urth and Sky Extensive excerpts
Unknown; a compilation of great antiquity — The Book of the New Sun · Gene Wolfe

A small brown book of the myths and legends of a dying Earth, carried across four volumes by a torturer who cannot forget anything he reads.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Published in our world
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A standard Hogwarts textbook classifying the magical creatures of the world, and one of the few fictional books you can order tonight and have on your desk tomorrow.

A First Encyclopaedia of Tlön Described
An anonymous secret society, over three centuries — The Fictions of Borges · Jorge Luis Borges

Volume XI of a forty-volume encyclopaedia describing a planet that does not exist, in such completeness that the planet begins to.

A History of Magic Described
Bathilda Bagshot — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

The standard history of the wizarding world, on every Hogwarts book list, and the first place Harry ever reads about himself.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Extensive excerpts
Many hands; published by Megadodo Publications, Ursa Minor Beta — The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · Douglas Adams

An electronic guidebook in a plastic cover, more popular than the Encyclopaedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper and has the words DON'T PANIC in large friendly letters on the cover.

The Joye of Snacks Quoted
A Lady — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

A cookery book by Nanny Ogg, published anonymously as "A Lady", in which almost every recipe turns out to be about something other than food.

Manual of Muad'Dib Quoted
Princess Irulan Corrino — Dune · Frank Herbert

One of several biographies of Paul Atreides written by the woman who married him, never shared his bed, and was left with nothing to do but write the official record.

The Monster Book of Monsters Mention only
Unknown — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A textbook that has to be restrained with a belt, attacks anyone who opens it, and can only be calmed by stroking the spine. Flourish and Blotts keeps the stock in a cage.

The Necrotelicomnicon Described
Achmed the Mad — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

A directory of the gods and demons of the Discworld, giving their names, addresses and summoning rites. Its author preferred to be known as Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches.

The Orange Catholic Bible Quoted
The Commission of Ecumenical Translators — Dune · Frank Herbert

The composite scripture of the Imperium, assembled after the Butlerian Jihad from the surviving religions of humanity. Its central commandment is directed at machines.

Quidditch Through the Ages Published in our world
Kennilworthy Whisp — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A history of the game from the marshes of Queerditch to the modern professional leagues, borrowed from the Hogwarts library and never quite returned on time.

Twurp's Peerage Described
Twurp — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

The register of Ankh-Morpork's noble families — their arms, their descent and their claims — and, in the hands of a policeman, a list of suspects.

The Way of Mrs Cosmopilite Quoted
Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite, of 3 Quirm Street, Ankh-Morpork — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

A body of philosophy consisting entirely of the everyday sayings of an Ankh-Morpork landlady, revered by monks who have mistaken exasperation for enlightenment.