Discworld · Reference work
Twurp's Peerage
also known as The Discworld's stud book
Twurp
The register of Ankh-Morpork's noble families — their arms, their descent and their claims — and, in the hands of a policeman, a list of suspects.
The Discworld’s Burke’s Peerage, and the entry is here because of what Vimes does with it rather than what it contains.
Reference books encode whose account of the past is official. A peerage exists to make descent look orderly and inevitable — to convert a few centuries of successful violence into a tidy tree of names with dates attached. Vimes, who is descended from the man who executed a king and has been reminded of it his whole life, reads it the way a copper reads any document produced by interested parties: with attention to what has been left out.
That makes it a close relation of Bathilda Bagshot’s A History of Magic, filed a universe away. Both are the standard, respectable, approved account. Both are accurate about everything except the part that matters. The difference is that Rowling’s textbook is exposed by a journalist, and Pratchett’s is exposed by a policeman who was in it all along.
On the readability rating. Consulted repeatedly and characterised precisely; never quoted at length. We know its editorial posture far better than its prose.
In-world history
Maintained on behalf of the families it records, which is the usual arrangement with such volumes and the reason they are so unreliable about origins. The Ankh-Morpork College of Arms handles the heraldic side, with a standard of scholarship best described as commercial.
Why it matters
Vimes reads the aristocracy's own reference book as evidence. The joke is that a peerage and a criminal record contain the same information organised differently, and Vimes is the only man in the city rude enough to notice it in writing.
Appearances
- Men at Arms (1993) — Terry Pratchett Consulted by Vimes on the city's noble families
- Feet of Clay (1996) — Terry Pratchett Used in the investigation of Ankh-Morpork's heraldry and bloodlines
Connected volumes
- Related to A History of Magic · The Wizarding World
- Related to The Ankh-Morpork Times · Discworld
Catalogue record
- Category
- Reference work
- World
- Discworld
- First appearance
- Men at Arms, 1993
- Readability
- Described
Sources
- Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (Gollancz, 1993).
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay (Gollancz, 1996).
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