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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  ·  Guidebook

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Many hands; published by Megadodo Publications, Ursa Minor Beta

Can I actually read this? Substantially. Long passages are reproduced in full. Extensive excerpts

An electronic guidebook in a plastic cover, more popular than the Encyclopaedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper and has the words DON'T PANIC in large friendly letters on the cover.

Almost every fictional book in this catalogue is an object other characters talk about. The Guide is the only one that gets to talk back, and that is why it works.

Adams’ real invention was tonal. The reference-book voice — flat, confident, faintly bored, willing to spend four hundred words on a digression and one clause on the destruction of a planet — turns out to be a superb comic instrument, because its confidence never wavers no matter how stupid the content gets. The joke is never in the fact being wrong. The joke is that the Guide’s editorial standards remain visibly intact while it reports it.

Note the commercial detail, which is the most Adams thing in the entry: the Guide outsells the Encyclopaedia Galactica not because it is better but because it is cheaper and less frightening to pick up. A cosmology built on the observation that people buy the reassuring book.

On the readability rating. Extensive. Entire entries are reproduced across the radio series and the novels — Vogon poetry, the Babel fish, the Total Perspective Vortex, the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. You could assemble a short book from what has been quoted.

From the book

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1979
DON'T PANIC. The cover, in large friendly letters

In-world history

Compiled by whichever researchers happen to be in the field and sober, its entry on Earth read "Harmless" until Ford Prefect's fifteen years of research upgraded it to "Mostly harmless". Its entry on the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is quoted in full more often than any other, and the corporation's response is on record.

Why it matters

The Guide is the narrator. Adams built an entire comic voice out of the convention of the reference entry — the deadpan, the digression, the authoritative statement of something obviously untrue — and the novels cut to it whenever the plot needs a rest.

Appearances

  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (radio series) (1978) — Douglas Adams BBC Radio 4, first broadcast 8 March 1978
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (novel) (1979) — Douglas Adams
  • The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (1980) — Douglas Adams

Connected volumes

Catalogue record

Category
Guidebook
World
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
First appearance
BBC Radio 4, Fit the First, 8 March 1978
Readability
Extensive excerpts

Sources

  • Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, BBC Radio 4, Fit the First, broadcast 8 March 1978.
  • Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Pan Books, 1979).
  • M. J. Simpson, Hitchhiker: A Biography of Douglas Adams (Hodder, 2003).

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