Ficta Books that were never written

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Books That Escaped Into Reality

Imagined first, printed later. These are the ones you can actually take down off a shelf.

6 volumes

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Published in our world
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A standard Hogwarts textbook classifying the magical creatures of the world, and one of the few fictional books you can order tonight and have on your desk tomorrow.

The Joye of Snacks Quoted
A Lady — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

A cookery book by Nanny Ogg, published anonymously as "A Lady", in which almost every recipe turns out to be about something other than food.

Necronomicon Quoted
Abdul Alhazred, the mad poet of Sanaá — The Cthulhu Mythos · H. P. Lovecraft

The most famous book that does not exist. A grimoire of pre-human history and summoning rites, surviving in a handful of guarded copies, quoted just often enough to convince generations of readers it was real.

Quidditch Through the Ages Published in our world
Kennilworthy Whisp — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A history of the game from the marshes of Queerditch to the modern professional leagues, borrowed from the Hogwarts library and never quite returned on time.

The Tales of Beedle the Bard Published in our world
Beedle the Bard — The Wizarding World · J. K. Rowling

A book of wizarding fairy tales left to Hermione Granger in Dumbledore's will. One of the five stories in it turns out to be the plot of the novel.

Where's My Cow? Published in our world
Unknown — Discworld · Terry Pratchett

A picture book about a lost cow, read to a baby by the most dangerous man in Ankh-Morpork, at six o'clock, every single day, no matter what.