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Discworld  ·  Children's book

Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure

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Can I actually read this? A little. Scattered lines survive in the text around it. Quoted

A twee picture book about a rabbit in trousers, found by a colony of newly intelligent rats, who take it for a description of how life could be.

The sharpest fictional book Pratchett wrote, and it is a picture book about a rabbit.

The setup is exact. The rats become intelligent overnight and inherit nothing — no history, no philosophy, no accumulated argument about how to live. What they have is one sugary children’s book found in a bin, in which animals wear waistcoats and settle disputes over tea. They cannot tell it is fiction. Nobody has explained the category to them. So they read it as reportage, and begin trying to build the society it describes.

Pratchett then refuses the easy ending in both directions. The book is not secretly true and it is not a cruel joke either. It is a bad, sentimental, inaccurate book that nonetheless gave a species the idea that something better than a rubbish heap was available — and the rats’ argument about whether to keep believing in it is the actual moral centre of the novel. Dangerous Beans is not stupid for believing. He is doing what belief is for.

File it beside the Septateuch. Both are books mistaken for descriptions of reality by readers who need them to be. One is enforced by an Inquisition and kills its own god; the other is a rabbit in trousers and builds a nation. The difference is not in the books.

On the readability rating. Short passages and the refrain are quoted directly, and the rats’ commentary on them is extensive.

From the book

And Mr Bunnsy had an adventure. The refrain of Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure, quoted in The Amazing Maurice, 2001

In-world history

Rescued from a rubbish heap and carried by Peaches; read aloud, argued over, and quoted as authority by rats deciding what kind of society to build. Dangerous Beans, who is nearly blind and the colony's closest thing to a philosopher, believes in it hardest.

Why it matters

The rats have just acquired language and have no literature of their own, so the first book they find becomes their scripture, their political programme and their map. It is a story about talking animals living peaceably alongside humans, and it is the only evidence they have that such a thing is possible.

Appearances

  • The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (2001) — Terry Pratchett Carried by the rats and treated as an account of the world

Connected volumes

Catalogue record

Category
Children's book
World
Discworld
First appearance
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, 2001
Readability
Quoted

Sources

  • Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (Doubleday, 2001). Winner of the Carnegie Medal, 2002.

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