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The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

Rita Skeeter

Can I actually read this? Substantially. Long passages are reproduced in full. Extensive excerpts

A hostile, opportunistic, extensively researched biography published within weeks of its subject's death. Almost everything in it is true, which is the problem.

The most morally complicated book in the wizarding world, and the one the series is least comfortable with.

Rita Skeeter is established across four novels as a straightforward villain of the press: she invents quotes, she libels children, she is an unregistered Animagus who eavesdrops as a beetle. Everything in her character prepares you to dismiss this biography. And then you read it, and it is accurate. Grindelwald was real. The letters were real. Ariana was real. Dumbledore did write those things, at seventeen, and did not tell Harry any of it in seven years of private conversations.

So the series hands its hero a book by the worst person available and makes him sit with the fact that the worst person available did the work. Nobody else asked. Bagshot’s respectable History of Magic left it out; the Order left it out; Dumbledore himself left it out, deliberately, until a will and a posthumous errand. A gutter journalist with a Quick-Quotes Quill is the only figure in the books who goes and finds out what happened, and she does it for entirely contemptible reasons.

Rowling never resolves it, and is right not to. Skeeter’s motives are rotten, her methods are worse, and the record she produced is the one that survives.

On the readability rating. Substantial. Two chapters reproduce long passages — the Daily Prophet extract and the Grindelwald correspondence — and they are among the most quoted pages of the final novel.

From the book

You'd need a whole team of Aurors to break into that house. Rita Skeeter on her methods, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007

In-world history

Written at speed after Dumbledore's death, with four hundred pages and photographs, and serialised in the Daily Prophet. Skeeter's central source was Bathilda Bagshot, extremely old and no longer entirely present, from whom the material was obtained by methods Skeeter declines to specify beyond calling them a matter of professional technique.

Why it matters

The book Harry needs and cannot bear. Skeeter is a tabloid parasite with no interest in fairness, and she is nonetheless the only person who does the reporting — the Grindelwald letters, the Godric's Hollow years, Ariana. Harry spends half of Deathly Hallows unable to decide whether to believe a journalist he despises about a man he loved.

Appearances

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007) — J. K. Rowling Serialised in the Daily Prophet; ch. 2 and ch. 18, "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore"

Connected volumes

Catalogue record

Category
Biography
World
The Wizarding World
First appearance
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007
Readability
Extensive excerpts

Sources

  • J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Bloomsbury, 2007), ch. 2, "In Memoriam", and ch. 18, "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore".

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