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The Fictions of Lem  ·  Novel

Gruppenführer Louis XVI

Alfred Zellermann

Can I actually read this? Not really. You are told what it contains, but never shown it. Described

A novel, reviewed and not written, in which an ex-Nazi in the South American jungle recreates the court of pre-Revolutionary France and decrees that German shall be French.

Gigamesh is the review as literary criticism. This is the review as a door you are grateful nobody opened.

An SS officer, after the war, takes to the jungle and builds France. Not a metaphor for France — the court, the titles, the costumes, a local population conscripted into being courtiers, German rebranded by decree as the language of Versailles. The ancien régime restaged by the people who had just finished destroying the century that replaced it. Lem describes the book the way a critic would describe a novel he half admires and wholly refuses to write: here is the conceit, here is why it is unbearable, here is the page on which it would have to stop being a joke.

A Perfect Vacuum already contains Gigamesh, which is the catalogue’s exhibit of the method. Gruppenführer Louis XVI is the exhibit of taste. Not every imaginary book should be written. Some should be reviewed, filed, and left unwritten on purpose. A library of imagined knowledge is also a library of books whose existence would have been a mistake.

On the readability rating. The review is thorough. The novel is absent. That is the form, and in this case it is also a mercy.

In-world history

According to the review, Zellermann's novel follows a war criminal who founds a miniature Versailles in the Argentine forest, complete with etiquette, a Sun King, and a language reform that will not take. No such novel was published, except as this account of it.

Why it matters

Lem's other gift, besides the Joycean parody of Gigamesh: he can describe a book whose premise is already a completed nightmare, and stop before the nightmare becomes a book you would have to live in.

Appearances

  • A Perfect Vacuum (1971) — Stanisław Lem One of the reviews of nonexistent books; English translation by Michael Kandel, 1979

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Catalogue record

Category
Novel
World
The Fictions of Lem
Imagined by
Stanisław Lem
First appearance
Doskonała próżnia (Czytelnik, 1971)
Readability
Described

Sources

  • Stanisław Lem, Doskonała próżnia (Czytelnik, 1971). English translation by Michael Kandel, A Perfect Vacuum (Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1979), review of Gruppenführer Louis XVI.

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